The 11 commandments my wife must follow when meeting a man: 1. Always perform deep oral sex and produce a lot of saliva. 2. Excite the man by repeatedly asking him to ejaculate in your mouth. 3. Always make him ejaculate in your mouth and, after showing him the semen, swallow it. 4. Clean his penis thoroughly after ejaculation. 5. Lick the testicles and anus of the man you are performing oral sex on. 6. Always try to look at the man or, if he is filming you, the camera while performing oral sex. 7. When having sex, express your pleasure out loud. 8. Don't laugh during sex; enjoy the moment and make sure the man is enjoying it too. 9. Encourage him with strong phrases like "fuck me hard," "fuck my pussy/ass." 10. Invite men to fuck you by spreading your legs and touching your vagina. 11. After sex, ask any men present to urinate on you, and try to drink as much urine as possible; if you vomit, it's okay, just keep swallowing.