Sometimes my wife kindly allows me to jerk off. My presence isn't very stimulating to her, and she distracts herself by watching porn and chain-smoking; the bedroom always smells of smoke, but she doesn't care. Her behavior is pissed off, lazy to the point of provocation, and she NEVER, EVER, TOUCHES MY DICK. Eventually, out of pity, she comes on me a little, but always carefully ignoring my little dick. Ultimately, she's right, I deserve it. Never mind...